Sunday, February 6, 2011

Super Halftime Recap

For anyone who gets blitzed by Facebook News Feed but wanted to know my thoughts on the Black Eyed Peas...here they are in chronological order:

Autotune 1
Music 0

there are no words in the english language for how horrible this is

At this point, Slash has risen up from under the stage & Fergie is "singing" Sweet Child 'O Mine
ummm....what the FUCK is happening? Both Axl & I now yelling expletives at the TV.

Why isn't there a shot of Madden & George Bush "enjoying" this?

Usher comes down from the rafters
Owen Hart fell to his death, yet these people descend from the roof and NOTHING???? Life isn't fair.

For some reason, the Dirty Dancing theme is sampled
that sound you're hearing is Patrick Swayze spinning in his grave

after seeing the Black Eyed Peas, I'm starting to side with the preacher in Footloose

Not the most boring Halftime Show ever, but probably the worst for the people who still have their hearing.